-Better save that, we may need it for the autopsy.

-Darn. page 52 of the manual is missing.

-Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what is that?

-Hand me that … uh…that uh…Thingie.

-Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

-Oops. Has anyone survived 500ml of this stuff before?

-Ya know, there’s big dollars in kidneys, and this dude has two of them.

-Could you stop that thing from beating? It’s throwing my concentration off.

-That’s cool, now can you make his leg twitch?

-I wish I hadn’t forgotten my glasses.

-Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

-Sterile, shmerile, the floor’s clean right?

-Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

-OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

-This patient has already had children, am I correct?

-Don’t worry, I am sure it’s sharp enough.

-Accept this sacrifice, O Lord of Darkness.